Heading to bed, later guys~
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: *Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset.*
using tumblr while someone is behind you is like russian roulette you don’t know whether the next post could be a cat or some japanese girl being shat on by an octopus
What was your first impression of me?
Yay for no replies!!
i’ve always wanted to rush into any store looking all hysterical and wild and gasping for breath, asking the nearest person “what year is it?” and when they say 2012 i yell “IT WORKED!!” and run back outside.
Put a “Hi” in my ask & I’ll answer:
die-einzelganger: 1. First impression: 2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look? 4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone My nickname for you: 10. Should you post this too?
a haiku about my otp
vampireswillbutthurtyou: god fucking dammit can’t you just kiss already jesus fucking christ
I was in the kitchen just now making myself a sandwich and I whispered out loud; “I love food”
thedisneytruth: people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens so that bothers you but the fact that rapunzel had 70 foot long glowing hair thanks to a sun flower that literally came from the sun is completely legitimate right
orangeutaustars: How to properly pronounce UTAU...
You know what? Put your username down if anyone...
Am I the only one who thinks summer is going rather fast?
conceptalbumsandhorses: tomorrow is august