thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
brobot-tt: kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm: i’m watching high school musical 2 and that is bro strider watering the grass and you will never convince me otherwise [Too Late To Apologize by One Republic plays.]
thetommohawk: Now I don’t know a thing about Homestuck besides what I see on Tumblr but… Why do trolls have horns? Seriously what’s the deal with that? Do they lock horns together when they get into a dispute? like Yeah let’s go with that.
roymustang: you know what i love i love when you find that one character. that character that is your absolute favorite. the character that, just by thinking of them, makes you incredibly emotional. you know that character is the one for you. they’re your number one. and you know you will never love another more
Studio Killers - Jenny. The Lyrics. x x x
studiokillers: JENNY Jenny, darling, you’re my best friend But there’s a few things that you don’t know of Why I borrow your lipstick so often I’m using your shirt as a pillow case I wanna ruin our friendship We should be lovers instead I don’t know how to say this ’cause you’re really my dearest friend Jenny, darling, you’re my best friend I’ve been doing bad things that you don’t know...
himasexaul: Trying to write a story Trying to reply to an amazing role player without screwing up Forgetting to message someone back Trying to talk to people
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
things that give me anxiety
things i said five minutes ago
things i said five years ago
people touching me
being around a ton of people
being yelled at
wondering if people are talking about me
every action i do
and just about everything else
idiosyncratic-lavender: whats in the bag
bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
wimpynoodle: I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
obamasdaughterssister: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: obamathepresident: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: I love my boyfriend <3 I love my girlfriend remember to wear protection wtf dad Wtf mr president omg lol busted
shalrath: johnfkennedy: mond0: what if you woke up one day and found out that you had transformed into a politician i dont know what id do politicians dont know what theyre doing either
alana-leonie: if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
spirithealer118: lydiallama: Anonymous asked: HOW DO YOU THINK DAVE WILL COME OUT AGAIN??? wha, what do you mean like out of the closet??? Rose, no. Down girl.
cyansleuth: oh my god
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE